1/15/26
ZOOM CALL, 2:00PM,
FINAL! 2:44PM,
VISION: SOMEBODY WALKING, HAD ON SHORTS,
PHOTON CALIBER BULLETS! 11:08PM,
THE NICK OF TIME SPIRIT IN YOUR HAND!
PROOF!
A STANDDOWN KNOCKOUT PUNCH!
A PIERCING ARMOUR!
A VIDEOTAPED FUNERAL!
AT THE VERY LEAST!
A ROLLING NIGHTMARE!
A WALLOPING NIGHTMARE!
A ROLLING FUSELAGE!
EVERYONE OF YOU!
VISION I SEE A MAN WITH SUSPENDERS WITH A BIG BELLY LIKE IT COULD HOLD 10 WATERMELONS, HE GOT THE FACE OF A PIG.
A SHOT CALLER!
VISION OF A ELECTRIC POWER SAW COMING OUT OF THE SKY!
I’MA CUT EM UP REAL GOOD, SAID THE LORD!
A POWERFUL FOE!
A BUZZSAW, SAID THE LORD!
A FEW AND MANY ARE CHOSEN!
A DEEP FAKE A.I. JUST GOT BUSTED!
I’MA TURN HIM INTO SOUP! 11:22 PM
PANIC FREEZE!
A STEERING WHEEL SHOP!
“HOW CAN HE SAY IT AND IT HAPPEN LESS THAN 24 HOURS!”
PANIC HAS SET IN!
ESPECIALLY AFTER A ZOOM CALL, WHICH EVERYBODY WAS ON!
THEY’RE PANICKING BECAUSE OF THEIR CHILDREN!
HOSPICE CARE!
MOVE TOWARD THE BUS!
A FIREWORKS SCENE!
AN EMBASSY PILLOW!
DOSEN’T HAVE CAR INSURANCE!
NOT AGAINST THE ALMIGHTY GOD, ABSOLUTELY NONE!
A JAM-PACK FUNERAL!
PURE BRED FEAR! PURE BRED FEAR!
THE SADDUCEES AND THE PHARISEES!
I’MA MAKE YOU BREATHE EASIER!
A SHALLOW BREATH!
AN ANOINTING LIKE NO OTHER!
THE PALE HORSE RIDER, I’MA PUT HIM TO SHAME!
AN ACCURATE FORMULA!
I’MA SCARE HOLLYWOOD TO DEATH!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOUR LAWYER SAY, “I BEG OF YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE”,
THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, I’M GONNA FREAK THEM OUT!
A PLANET NEPTUNE FORMULA!
OUT OF THIS WORLD PROPHECIES!
TO ACCURATE TO BE PROOF!
STUNNED SILENCE!
NIGHTMARE ALLEY!
I STEPPED ON A LOT OF TOES WITH THIS ONE!
A CRAIGSLIST NIGHTMARE! 11:45PM,
BON VOYAGE!
I’M GOING TO KEEP GOING UNTIL I GET THEM ALL!
TILL I GET EVERY LAST ONE OF THEIR CHILDREN!
A STAND-DOWN ORDER NOT GIVEN YET! I’M GOING TO MAKE YOUR CHILDREN STAND DOWN!
VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD!
IF THOSE CHARGES ARE NOT DROPPED BY NOON,
THE MASSACRE IN THE MAKING!
EVERY BIT A MASSACRE!
REMEMBER, YOU HAVE NO INSURANCE AGAINST GOD, NONE WHATSOEVER!
I’M GONNA MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU ALL!
AS ONLY THE GOD ALMIGHTY CAN!
I’MA JIMMY-RIG YOUR SOFTWARE!
GET IN ALL YOUR ELECTRONICS!
TURN RIGHT, TURN LEFT! 11:49PM, 1-15-26,
MAKE SURE YOU GET THAT KID!
A SATELLITE NOMA!
YOU’RE BEING DIRECTED BY HEAVEN’S SATELLITE POWER!
I’M ALWAYS EXTREMELY ACCURATE!
NO DEFENSE AGAINST MY WEAPONS!
I’M GOING TO SHOCK THE NATION AND THE WORLD!
EVERY TIME!
EVERY TIME I HEAR YOU SAY HIS NAME, I’M GOING TO KILL ONE OF YOUR KIDS!
I’M GOING TO GET TWO AND THREE AT ONCE!
SHOW YOU HOW ACCURATE I’M GOING TO CAN BE!
I’MA VOID THE CALENDAR!
I’MA HAVE YOU GROW UP WITHOUT A MAMMY AND A PAPPY!
IN HELL THAT IS!
A SASQUASH AFFAIR!
A PRISON ENTOMBMENT!
YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A PRISON FOR ME? I GOT A BETTER ONE FOR YOU!
A ROLLING NIGHTMARE! 11:54PM,
FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A TOMBSTONE YOU CAN’T AVOID!
NEITHER CAN YOUR CHILDREN!
YOU ASKED FOR IT, NOW I’M GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU!
I’M GOING TO START KILLING CONGRESS’ CHILDREN! 11:56PM,
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2 AND 3!
I FEEL FOR YOUR PAIN!
CONDOLENCES FROM EVERYONE!
AN ENIGMA, PHARAOH’S NIGHTMARE!
HE’S BROUGHT THE OLD TESTAMENT TO OUR DOORSTEPS!
A FABLE NO MORE!
A COLUMN PARADE TO THE COURTHOUSE!
VISION: SOMEONE SAYING, “BELIEVE ME, YOU DON’T WANT CONGRESS AFTER YOUR ASS”,
I’MA SEPARATE YOU A NEW THUMB DRIVE!
TURN THAT STEERING WHEEL TO ALL THUMBS!
CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHICH WAY TO GO TO AVOID HITTING THE KIDS!
YOUR KIDS, SAID THE LORD! 11:59PM,
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(CONTINUED)
I’MA MANGLE THEM LIKE HELL! 12:00AM,
TO SHOW YOU HOW VICIOUS I CAN REALLY BE!
AND I’M JUST GETTING STARTED!
I’MA MAKE YOUR KIDS NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE!
I’M GOING TO TEAR UP THE STREET AND YOUR VEHICLE!
A VEHICULAR MONO-SLAUGHTER!
THE PANIC BUTTON ON YOUR STEERING WHEEL!
HIT IT EVERY TIME YOU GET INTO THE CAR!
EVERY TIME YOUR CHILD GETS INTO THE CAR!
STRAP IN, I’MA STRAP THEM IN ALRIGHT!
CALL FOR THE ARMORY TO GET THEM OUT!
AN IMPACT RESISTANCE DEATH SQUAD! 12:02AM,
