
A RAMPAGE JET!
FIRE AND ICE AT THE SAME TIME!
A SNOWBOUND INBOUND!
I’MA DO A BANG UP CONGRESSIONAL GOD!
BANG YOUR FLIGHTS OVER AND OVER! 7:43 AM
THE PRIEST IS HEALING BUT YOU ARE NOT!
THIS CANNOT BE GOD BUT WHAT IF IT IS!
A POWER NEVER BEFORE SEEN!
SOMEBODY DROVE YOU HOME!
I’MA KILL THEM TOO! 7:48 AM
AN AIRPORT BATTLE! 7:48 AM
A PILOT’S NIGHTMARE
DON’T FLY CONGRESS!
WHATEVER YOU DO!
I’MA DOWN SO MANY PLANES THIS IS GOING TO BE THE MANTRA!
MANGA MARKED!
A MAGGIANO AFFAIR!
A BRADLEY NEWS STORY!

THE INDEPENDANT PRESS IS GOING TO PRINT IT WEEKLY!
A GOD CHILD WRECKING TERROR 7:50 AM




![AN ADAM’S APPLE NIGHTMARE! YOUR US MARSHALS DILLY DALLY! (Scott Adam’s, creator of “Dilbert” dies of metastatic bone, prostate cancer) A PICCADILLY EFFECT! I’MA PICK YOUR BONES, SAID THE LORD! AN ADAM’S APPLE EVENT! [1-12-26] A SADDUCEES FUNERAL! CALL IT, “KILL THE UNBELIEVER” BY THE ALMIGHTY GOD (HE WAS AND UNBELIEVER)! YOUR BODY STINKS IN MY SIGHT! BUT I’M GOING TO PUT YOU THROUGH MY PURIFICATION PROCESS! YOU AND ADAM SCHIFF! A SCORCHED EARTH NIGHTMARE! MINNIE MOUSE IS A FOOL! I’M GOING TO BREAK NEWS TUESDAY! A LEGEND KING PASSES AWAY! I’M GOING TO BREAK NEWS TUESDAY (HE DIED ON TUESDAY)! A GRAVE SITE! [1-12-26] I’M GOING TO HAVE MY MONSTERS STUFF YOU IN THE TRENCH! VIOLENT ABC STYLE! 12:03pm, 1-12-26, A DRIED UP PRUNE! PLOTTING FOR YEARS (TV PLOTS), I ONLY NEED A SECOND TO PLOT, AND ANOTHER SECOND TO KILL! I’M GOING TO LURE YOU OUT AND KILL YOUR SWAT TEAM! YOUR SUBSTITUTE FACTION! A PHARAOH NIGHTMARE! [1-2-26] IN HELL, TRUMP WILL BE SCREAMING! I’M GOING TO SHAPE YOUR ADAM’S APPLE! TERROR ON ALL SIDES! Vision: Roasted chicken right side up in a pot baked (RADIATION TREATMENT WON’T WORK) real good, A BAKERY (DEEP REPEATED RADIATION) SHELF NIGHTMARE! THE WORST KIND OF CANCER! [1-2-26] NOTHING IS GONNA STOP ME FROM COMING AFTER YOUR BOSSES! I’M GOING TO SPECIFICALLY TARGET YOUR UMBRELLA! YOUR CACOON THAT YOU THOUGHT COULD HIDE FROM ME!](https://finaldestination2.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/DILBERT-SCOTT-ADAMS-CANCER.jpg)
