1/28/26 7:22 PM A PLANE CRASH AN HOUR AGO! A SUBSTITUE NIGHTMARE! I’MA DASH THEIR HOPES AGAIN! A PUDDING MIX! A STARRY EYED FORMULA! HOW CAN HALLELUJAH FOR THE SPIRIT OF GOD DO ALL THIS? 7:23 PM, VISION: I SEE A FAN, LIKE IT’S SPINNING IN MIDAIR! SOME MACHINERY! THE WING OF A PLANE! 7:23 PM YOU’RE NOT AN ART FORM! YOUR STARRY-EYED JOE! 300 DEAD! MULTIPLE MISSILES DOWN! THE FIRING BACK! A STAR WARS ENCAMPMENT 7:25 PM NOBODY EXPECTED THIS! TUNGSTEN STEEL ARRAIGNMENT OR ARRANGEMENT! AN ARAB PRESENCE! I’M GOING TO MAKE THE FBI SOILED THEIR PANTS IN THEIR PANTS SUIT! MAKE YOU RUN IN TERROR! I’MA GATHER YOU IN ONE MOUNTAIN! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! AN ANGELIC HOST SURROUNDING YOU! 7:28 PMTHEY NEVER EXPECTED ANGELS WOULD APPEAR FROM HEAVEN! RIGHT UP THE MIDDLE OF YOUR YARD! CATCH EVERYBODY IN AN UNEXPECTED CHOKEHOLD! I’MA SHOCK THE NEWS AND THE SATELLITES!

